“You will come. There is only the desert for you.”
“Unexplained acts of heinous violence are causing tension between Deadwood residents and festival goers with locals claiming that urban legend Bigfoot is to blame.”
“Say it! Say it! Say ‘I lost the nest egg.’ Go on, say it!”
“I suppose he had some sort of private greatness. But he kept it to himself. He never gave himself away. He never gave anything away. He just left you a tip.”
“There’s people out here messing with us, and I’m not going to play with that.”
“The tongue. The tongue, that strange little muscle, has accomplished great and glorious deeds for man. But it’s also an unruly evil, full of deadly poison.”
“I said I thought your name was Mary, it's watcha said at the party. Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody!”
“Sitting around, looking out a window to kill time, is one thing, but doing it the way you are, with binoculars, and with opinions about every little movement you see, is… is diseased!”
“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s often because they ARE being treated like human beings.”
“Look at a movie that a lot of people love, and you will find something profound, no matter how silly the film may seem.”
“You got to be careful with one of them things, they’ll bite you. I’ve been bitten by ‘em. I’ve been bitten by everything there is in the country - wild game you know, except a rattlesnake.”
“Your daddy may not mind but your momma do. I’m going with your father to a gig tonight and when I come home, this house BETTER be clean. I’ll be goddamned if I should have to do anything when I come home from work but sleep and relax!”
“Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!”
“Hold on a minute lads, I’ve got a great idea-”
“I have no ill feeling, and a whole nothin’ against anyone.”
“You’ve been tried and found guilty of the worst crime west of the Pecos: To wit, shootin’ a steer.”